Vegetarian carnivore jokes

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For vegetarians, cracking a joke or two every now and then is as important as nuts, tofu, leafy greens, and all other plant-based goodies. While the non-animal foods feed the body, humor is the nourishment for the vegetarian soul. It gives sustenance to the vegetarian spirit and can boost morale, especially in the early days of transitioning from an omnivore diet. Vegetarian humor takes all kinds of shapes and forms. It seems that light bulbs have been at the core of humor, vegetarian or not, ever since Thomas Edison invented them. The first line of the good old lightbulb joke is all too familiar, but the second line is where the punch comes in.
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Vegetarian Jokes

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Best Vegetarian Jokes to Keep You Laughing for Days

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? But if you'll beetroot to me, I'll beetroot to you. What do you call a vegan post-punk band? Ever heard of hummusexuals? And once a year during a certain holiday in November, meat-eaters use the hollowed-out rectum of a dead bird as a pressure cooker for stuffing. And people think vegans are weird because we eat tofu?
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Best Vegetarian Jokes to Keep You Laughing for Days

Q: Why do vegans give good head? A: Because they are used to eating nuts. Q: Why are all lesbians vegetarian? A: Because they don't eat meat. Q: What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?
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Following is our collection of Carnivore jokes which are very funny. There are some carnivore vegetaryan jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carnivore venison puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
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